RobOnt Radio - Lori's Moist Vagina

Busy busy show this evening... Ok not really, but with the special one night only (or until she gets the itch again) return of our favorite educator, so as you can imagine there were lots of discussions about her various body parts and lots of coaxing for some on air action with her husband..

And then Ryan from Orbitcast called in to talk about the FCC approval of the Sirius/XM merger, and let me tell you, he fit right in. I hate to say that we actually had an actual educational segment on the show, but we kinda did. Lots of discussions regarding the sat radio industry, internet radio, politics and a bunch of other shit in-between belches and way off colour jokes because really, if your gonna do that learnin stuff, you gotta make it fun ;-)

And then we ended it off with Dan getting mad at us and giving us a good talking to. Yes you read right, Dan read us the riot act.. whatever the hell that is.. Another decent episode my friends, so take a listen and remember we'd love to hear from you at show@robontradio.com or 1-888-RobOnt1

RobOnt Radio - Lori's Moist Vagina

RobOnt Radio - Mischa Bartons Naked Ass

Man oh man where to start with this one. Rob and Dan burnt out after seeing Iron Maiden (and stupid Sam Dunn) the night before, Saint Patrick's Day, Guinness (no Mill Street Stock Ale because we're boycotting them, more on that in a bit), us hating Skype, Mischa Bartons naked ass, ohhhh and then the minor issue of Ron Stubbings and Gavin Stephens... Actually the show should have been called The Ron and Gavin Hour as we turned the mics over to them for the better of the show to let them try to work out their differences while we all sat in the chat room and discussed uhhh things. The lesson we learned last night is that it's better to let other people do our show for us because it ends up being much more interesting than if we do it.

We also discuss how one of our loyal long time listeners, Jeff White emailed a fellow at Mill Street Brewery trying to get us free stuff, all to no avail (probably because of our potty mouths). Now I would never suggest joining Jeff's campaign of emailing this fellow (and blind ccing us) because really that kind of behavior really is not necessary even though we talk about our love his product regularly and would love to be able to share any swag we got with our loyal listeners, so really, don't do it.... Enough said...*cough*

With that said....

RobOnt Radio 3-17-2008 - Mischa Barton's Naked Ass 56.08 Meg MP3

RobOnt Radio - Comedy Wars!!!

I am the master of Hack Radio... That should have been my mantra as we started off the show last night and after bitching about our favorite beer being sold out everywhere I subjected the boys to an absolutely ill conceived attempt (and rip off) of the baby diaper mustache gag... From there however, the show rocked my friends... Tales of mothers doing things mothers have no business doing, someone crapping themselves in the woods and all kinds of fecal humor and then "Comedian" Ron Stubbings calls in... I don't want to give it all away here, but let's just say Ron has been banned from a bunch of clubs in the Toronto area for some comments he made about a fellow comedian and that may be a good thing for the audiences.... You REALLY need to listen to this episode to appreciate why.

RobOnt Radio 3/10/2008 - Comedy Wars! 53.32 meg MP3

RobOnt Radio - The Phoebe Cates Incident

Sooo as usual I put out the call Monday morning to see who would be showing up that evening for RoR, Paulie had a late sperm production run trial that he had to "analyze" so he couldn't make it, but it looked like everyone else would be there. Then 10 WHOLE minutes before the show started Master Jason let us know that he would not be able to make that evening events leaving me and Dan... alone... in a basement... staring at each other awkwardly trying to figure out what on God's green earth we would talk about for 5 minutes... let alone an hour... and then we did... of course it delved deep into creep radio for a while (and yes the title of the show does actually pertain to part of the show this time around), and yes we fell back on our "what's our guest update" crutch for a while, but all in all it was well ummm ahhhh deeply disturbing, which is really all you could ask for a show that covers strap on sex with males anuses....

RobOnt Radio 3/3/2008 - The Phoebe Cates Incident 39.27 meg MP3

ps-> Rest in Peace Jeff Healey, you will be missed.