RobOnt Radio - Dan Gives Jessica Alba An Alabama Hot Pocket

OK so the picture is not of Jessica Alba but of "sexpert"/school teacher Py Kim Conant who called into the show to discuss her new video podcast, lesbian sex, hot carls, anal, rusty trombones and all kinds of other deviant sex acts. So where does Jessica Alba come into play and what the fuck is an Alabama Hot Pocket and how exactly was Dan lucky enough to score that from her?!?!? For the answers to that my friend you need to listen to this episode :)

RobOnt Radio 12/17/2007 - Dan Gives Jessica Alba An Alabama Hot Pocket 50.08 meg MP3

**btw I don't say this often, but this is one of the better episodes, definitely worth a listen if you dig the show

RobOnt Radio - The We Didn't Have $180K To Spend on Zepplin Tickets Edition

Well we checked our pockets for change, and Dan and I couldn't scrounge together the $180k to buy tickets to the Zepplin show tonight over in London, so we decided to drink some brews and do the show as usual... Yep you read right, me and Dan, no Jason, no Paul, no Lori.... Two boys in a basement, with a bunch of other men in a chat room... Sounds like a good purely heterosexual time doesn't it? Well it was, we prepped for an interview next week, became officially old by discussing what/who we should have done as teenagers, and a bunch of other stuff we won't bring up cuz we don't want those people to find out ;-)

RobOnt Radio 12/10/2007 - The We Didn't Have $180K To Spend on Zepplin Tickets Edition 42.64 meg MP3

Chat transcript here for those of you interested....

RobOnt Radio - Hayden Panettiere's Incredible Regrowing Hymen

On the eve of Rob's 28th birthday he decides he wants a new direction for the show, serious, informative, no more of the nonsense we've done in the past. So in that vein we discuss such serious topics as whether or not having sex with Claire Bennet (Hayden Panettiere's regenerating character on Heroes) would be like having sex with a virgin every time, then we discuss what age do boys typically start abusing their genitals like the dirty lil monkeys they are. Not serious enough for you people? Don't worry, we discuss the entire situation with Jennifer Love Hewitts bottom and they fuckability of said actress. Serious stuff people, so strap yourselves in and get educated!

RobOnt Radio 12/03/2007 - Hayden Panettiere's Incredible Regrowing Hymen 58.19 meg MP3

ps-> I didn't save the chat transcript from the show, sorry.. but if you want to see some of the pix we discuss WWTDD, Egotastic and my personal fave Dlisted have them all and are pretty well an invaluable reading companion to the show.

ohh and pps-> thanks for everybody that piled into the chatroom last night and everyone that listened. It's really awesome that the live show is starting to pick up again and we really appreciate you guys taking the time to listen/chat with us :)

And finally, a bottle, a grape and a note fuckers!