Tuesday, August 29, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Sanitized For (Y)Our Protection

sanitize.jpgMan I wish I knew where to start with this one... OK here's where I'll start.. the best part of this show is missing... No I'm not happy about it but BadMonkey from ThereIsNoRadio.com asked me to remove it because there some legal stuff going on around all of it apparently soooo this is the Sanitized version of that show, basically there's 20 minutes or so missing. Right now no I can not talk about it more, no I do not know if I can make it available later and no I can't send it to anyone. That being said, see what happens when you don't listen to the live show??? Ohhh and one more thing, I would like to welcome all the new listeners that are coming here to find that audio and invite you to join us next Monday at 7:00pm Eastern on ThereIsNoRado.com, I'm sure we'll have a ball ;-)

OK the rest of the show... Rob get's busted for his recent E-Bay purchase when a certain cohost forgets the Rules for Men and tells his wife about said purchase who then turns around and tells Robs wife. We talk about our faggy childhood experiences with BB Guns, we discuss the new season of our Survivor, the 100 hottest bodies, all kinds of shit really, and of course the lead up and aftermath of the "incident" is still in there ;-)

RobOnt Radio 08-28-2006 58.85 meg

So show links after the jump and information on how you could win a Bongidae DVD courtesty of the folks at ThereIsNoRadio.com

Show Links

100 Hottest Bodies
Potato Gun
Burger King Fight
New Survivor
Gee Putting A Chip In Soldiers Sounds like a great idea doesn't it?

And of course don't forget our Survivor Poll:

Which tribe will be the first to lose a member on the new season of Survivor?
Vanilla
Chocolate
Banana
Caramel
Make Free Polls


And lastly the Bongidae DVD. As you may or may not know we have a message board over at ThereIsNoRadio.com, well we wanna get that place jumping so go over there and post a comment in our forum try to convince us to give you the dvd. During next weeks show we'll pick the commenter we think is most deserving and you'll get the dvd... And hey look around at the other forums there, you may even find some gossip about said incident from last night ;-)

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Nice Horsey

mred.jpgOK we're mixing it up a little this week because the last 1/2 hour of last nights show was soooo heinous I just had to share (that and we realize that it's hard to get people to listen to a 2 hour show where 1/2 is a lil bit easier). Without getting TOO much into it think farm animals and then a game of who gags first generously peppered with a mixture of absolutely inappropriate, totally socially unacceptable and downright nasty comments and you have that last half hour. Give it a listen, it's only half an hour and let us know what you think... Show links are after a jump as is the full two hour show for the RobOnt Radio loyal :)
RobOnt Radio 30 Minute Clip 19.35 meg (Come on give us half and hour of your life, you may even like it ;-) )

Show Links
Top Ten Comic Book Movies
K Fed Bad career moves
Fighting bums
Fighting bums
Horse Sex
Jell-O commercial
Canadian Kid quits his job
The Vasectomy Videos (Right at the very bottom of the page)
The Fine Bros

RobOnt Radio 08-21-2006 Full Show 73.52 meg

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

RobOnt Radio - You Paid For What?!?!!?

shit_fountain_tn.jpgAs I look at this lovely shit fountain I think of many things.. but really what comes to mind the most is how excited I was that last night's show was our first show with an actual advertiser, the kind people over at TheBurtonReport.com were good enough to buy some ad space and support the show (btw do me a favor and visit that link, let's support the people that support us :) ). Well since Jen is back at work now Rob was left playing the part of Mr Mom which left only half an hour to prepare for the show... One could almost smell the shit winds kicking up along the shit prairie already... Rob walked down into the dungeon and realized ye ole server was dead and he was walking into a full blown shitsunami people!! This show is that Shitsunami and if there was any humor in it.. it was that someone actually paid to buy time on it !){(*R%_@!$%_@!^$

Ohhh wait... that's not nice.... Anyway we discuss the Shit Storm that was last night show obviously, we discuss the 20 most Shocking Movie Moments of all time.. which leads to discussions of snakes in freezers, Rob's childhood fears, trannies (of course) and a whole bunch of other stuff... Jason does his interview with a gay man segment.. which leads to a discussion with said gay man (our ever so loyal listener Caleb) about his title, should he be our Gay Liason or Resident Token Faggot as Rob apparently named him... Ohh speaking of fags, did we mention our Chief and Commander at ThereIsNoRadio.com BadMonkey calls in to get and dish some abuse? We may even get shit to give away next week as a result!!!

Enough yapping.....

RobOnt Radio 08-14-2006 70.21 meg

Show Links

The 25 Most Shocking Moments in Movie History)
Kid Pee's himself concentration game
Kid set on fire
Kid toucher dating service
Trampoline Fun

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Too Hot For Satellite

toohot.jpgWell kids Dan and Jason are back from vacation and just in time for me to crack out the highly hacky 1993ish Flaming Logo for this podcast! The bu bu boys discuss their vacations, the status of Dan's testicles (and a kind doctor named Rough Hands from Sri Lanka calls in!), Rob's latest Cease and Desist and of course this past weekends satellite show which was a *gasp* big censored mess. Well that leads us to a discussion what to do about our lil censorship problem on that show... and wouldn't you know Rob has a solution in mind called the Roman Maroni Fix..

RobOnt Radio 08-07-2006 67 Megs

Show Links and a help us please assignment after the jump... oh and ASK ME ABOUT MY WEEEEEE NRRRRRRRRR

Show Links

Britney might be stoned
One of the IPOD vs Satellite articles
Girls With Tampons
Smurf Video
Painting a Building
Dancing Amputees
Geriatric Porn

Remember kids WE NEED your curse word replacement audio!!!! Please make up words and phrases, record them and send them to us so that we can use them on our satellite show! (example: fudge instead of fuck, but make it funny) E-mail your audio to rob@robontradio.com. And as always leave us a message at 1-888-RobOnt1 or skype us at RobOnt or drop us an email at show@robontradio.com and play along in our new forum.