RobOnt Radio - It's Too Fucking Hot To Talk
OK so our first Post-Pre-Partum_Danny show is now here (until he makes an appearance via phone), and what a way to start it off.... with a fucking heat wave in full swing.. I know right now you're making some lame joke about how cold Canada is, but 114 degrees farenheit with the humidex is NOT fucking chilly.... Then add in that Rob is fighting a mystery bug which turns his rectum into a supersoaker like device and you get the makings of a rather interesting episode ;-) The first 20 minutes the boys try to find their footings and then discuss drug stories, bad good and funny, hair metal, what type of penises they have, teenage boys never fuck, what did you get suspended for and everybodies favorite topic racism. A rather amusing episode all in all I must say even Kelli from The Nobodies calls in and we proclaim our love for her, how much gooder can it get? So download it... all 70 megs of it in one file, just so it'll work for the IPod people.RobOnt Radio 05-29-2006 70 Meg (Listen Here)
Show Links
Jasons Faggy Movie
More Stupid Kids Setting Themselves On Fire
We Love Crying Children
Yo Yo Kid
OK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it, during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not us I know, we would never do that ;-) ), and and and... fuck just listen to the episode already would ya?!?!?!
Well well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion of
Ahhh May, spring is definately in the air, the birds are chirping, and our own Jason officially turns 30... Gone for him forever are the fast metabolism, hair free ears and erections on demand, now he must learn about things such as RRSP,s and fibre rich diets and of course every mans favorite prostate exams!! So the boys talk about Jasons birthday, more specifically his birthday party, Rob of course has his own observations on the selection of breasts there that evening, not to mention the appearance at the party of a very drunk MILFY neighbour and her uber hawt sister. In addition to that lots and lots open for discussion during this evenings episode including crime scene sex, by accident and on purpose, the top ten fpm movies (you'll need to listen to figure that out) and some discussion of other shows/podcasts including a weekend meltdown by Dan because of mistake in age and a discussion of great fucking boobies because of some pictures Rob received from Kelli at
What a week, what a show as Rob ends up on the wrong side of a certain celebrities legal team for a post he made in his blog, Jason struggles with his last week as a 20 something and Dan deals with ummmm being Dan ;-) The boys also slip into creep radio mode as they gander at nekkid pictures of the new sexy co-host of 
