Wednesday, May 31, 2006

RobOnt Radio - It's Too Fucking Hot To Talk

heatwave.jpgOK so our first Post-Pre-Partum_Danny show is now here (until he makes an appearance via phone), and what a way to start it off.... with a fucking heat wave in full swing.. I know right now you're making some lame joke about how cold Canada is, but 114 degrees farenheit with the humidex is NOT fucking chilly.... Then add in that Rob is fighting a mystery bug which turns his rectum into a supersoaker like device and you get the makings of a rather interesting episode ;-) The first 20 minutes the boys try to find their footings and then discuss drug stories, bad good and funny, hair metal, what type of penises they have, teenage boys never fuck, what did you get suspended for and everybodies favorite topic racism. A rather amusing episode all in all I must say even Kelli from The Nobodies  calls in and we proclaim our love for her, how much gooder can it get? So download it... all 70 megs of it in one file, just so it'll work for the IPod people.

RobOnt Radio 05-29-2006 70 Meg (Listen Here)

Show Links
Jasons Faggy Movie
More Stupid Kids Setting Themselves On Fire
We Love Crying Children
Yo Yo Kid

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Buh Bye Danny

102617.jpgOK so Dan isn't quite THAT old and he isn't sitting on the shitter, but none the less we wish our lil Danny a fond farewell this episode as he departs (for a while anyway) the show and come to think of it, during part two there was some discussion of someone's bloody anus, so maybe the picture is perfectly appropriate ;-) What a way to celebrate Victoria Day huh? But wait!! There's more!! There's fucking an electrical socket with a tin foil covered penis, dumping on some other podcasts (not us I know, we would never do that ;-) ), and and and... fuck just listen to the episode already would ya?!?!?!

RobOnt Radio 05-22-2006 Part One 19.97 Meg
RobOnt Radio 05-22-2006 Part Two 23.97 Meg
RobOnt Radio 05-22-2006 Part Three 15.48 meg
RobOnt Radio 05-22-2006 Part One 19.97 meg

Show Links

Brandon DoucheBag dissing hohan
Singing Dead Midgets are Fun!
Fucking in Public = Good, Set to Benny Hill Music Though, definately More Gooder!!
Hohan at the beachFrom the people that shouldn't get naked, EVER file
Shakira shaking her ass - WARNING you will not be able to do anything else while watching this
Fart Lighting Accident
Firecracker in nose, not exactly bright
Wiener + Tin Foil + Electricity = Poor Mans Fireworks

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Crippled Old Men Love Boobies and Arguing

20th.jpgWell well well, our 20th episode already!!! Only problem is we didn't realized it until about ohhhh 2 minutes before the show ended, well no matter, we'll just celebrate or 25th instead. The show starts off with Jason and Rob discussing how they both crippled themselves this past weekend, some discussion of WWOD's 50th show anniversary and some talk of the Survivor finale and such nonsense. Well we return in part two to discuss a recent heated debated between Rob and Dan which left Jason feeling like the child of divorced parents, Jason talks about some podcasts he listened to and then low and behold Kelli from the Nobodies calls in to be abused. In part three Paul from the No-Name-Show calls in, we discuss Jason's whore like behaviour in sneaking around behind our backs and trying to put together another podcast with Paul. And then finally in part four we get around to checking out some clips, including a fat crying mexican kid, the return of the amazing racist and ummmm "body flossing". Definately an episode worth checking out I would have to say :)

RobOnt Radio 05-15-2006 Part One 33 Meg (Listen Here)
RobOnt Radio 05-15-2006 Part One 18 Meg (Listen Here)
RobOnt Radio 05-15-2006 Part Three 23.8 Meg (Listen Here)
RobOnt Radio 05-15-2006 Part Four 23.5 Meg (Listen Here)

Show Links

Rockstar SuperNova
Pancake Boobed Teacher Performs Social Experiment
Meadow In Maxim
Fat Mexican Kid Fall Down Go Boom
The Amazing Racist Returns
Bus Driver Beats Kid

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

RobOnt Radio - Jason is officially old

Birthday-cake.gifAhhh May, spring is definately in the air, the birds are chirping, and our own Jason officially turns 30... Gone for him forever are the fast metabolism, hair free ears and erections on demand, now he must learn about things such as RRSP,s and fibre rich diets and of course every mans favorite prostate exams!! So the boys talk about Jasons birthday, more specifically his birthday party, Rob of course has his own observations on the selection of breasts there that evening, not to mention the appearance at the party of a very drunk MILFY neighbour and her uber hawt sister. In addition to that lots and lots open for discussion during this evenings episode including crime scene sex, by accident and on purpose, the top ten fpm movies (you'll need to listen to figure that out) and some discussion of other shows/podcasts including a weekend meltdown by Dan because of mistake in age and a discussion of great fucking boobies because of some pictures Rob received from Kelli at The Nobodies.

RobOnt Radio 05-08-2006 Part One 31.7 Meg (Listen Here)
RobOnt Radio 05-08-2006 Part Two 31.1 Meg (Listen Here)
RobOnt Radio 05-08-2006 Part Three 32.9 Meg (Listen Here)

New Mac Ads
Guy+ Newspaper+Fully Loaded Penis+Girl = I can't believe I just saw that moment
Backyard Wrestling
Golfer Gets Beaten
Charlie Sheen Might Fuck Trannies
JLH talking about panties
More JLH pix
Kelli From The Nobodies Boobies :)
More Kelli Boobies
Kelli Oh Kelli Why must you hide your face?

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

RobOnt Radio - The Cease and Desist Edition

cease-desist01.gifWhat a week, what a show as Rob ends up on the wrong side of a certain celebrities legal team for a post he made in his blog, Jason struggles with his last week as a 20 something and Dan deals with ummmm being Dan ;-) The boys also slip into creep radio mode as they gander at nekkid pictures of the new sexy co-host of The No-Name-Show Lori, only to slip further down that slipperly slope of dirty old manness as Rob decides it's time to call his hot MILF neighbour on the air and try to her nekkid. Lots of good ole fashioned rib tickling fun to be had by all, so sign those waivers and listen to the Cease and Desist edition of RobOnt Radio kiddies:

RobOnt Radio 05-01-2006 Part One 47.1 Meg
RobOnt Radio 05-01-2006 Part Two 55.2 Meg

Ohhhhh and THANK YOU VERY much, thanks to your votes we moved onto the next round of voting in the PodoRama 2006 contest!!! Which means I need to beg and offer blow jobs by Jason in exchange for votes!!!! So please VOTE HERE this week and help us beat the shit out of some guy that has a nationally syndicated column... We need your help dear people!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show Links
Cop Takes a Beating
Ashlee Vs Jessica
Cindy Margolis Does Playboy
JLH as a Blonde
Crazy Preacher
Jessica Alba Nip Slip?
Jessica Alba Camel Toe
Katherine McPhee Panty Slip
Porn Star Scrap
Adam Corolla Tea Bagging Hitler/Kelly Pickler Moment
Why Lucky_Groom is Lucky...